This Isn't a Sales Call.
It's a Decision Call.
Everyone’s Selling Picks and Shovels. I’m Not.
They told you it’s your closer. They told you it’s your script. They told you it’s your ads.
Funny.
Every diagnosis points back to what they’re selling.
The script guy blames the script.
The setter coach blames the setters.
The ad agency blames the media.
The funnel builder blames the funnel.
Nobody stops to ask if the offer’s wrong.
Nobody cares if the market doesn’t believe.
They sold you picks and shovels.
Then blamed everything but themselves when the gold never came.
The Fix Starts With The Right Diagnosis.
Apply for a Fix
You answer a few serious questions.
Decision Call
We move or we don’t. No follow-ups. No “think it over.” If the juice is worth the squeeze, we commit on the call and I’ll send wiring instructions and final agreement. If not, we shut it down and part ways as friends.
Full Teardown
You’ll receive a checklist. You send everything. Offers, calls, landers, flows, ads, team structure, compensation, software stack, recurring spend. I audit it all. Quietly. Thoroughly. If it’s bleeding margins, wasting spend, or slowing scale, I’ll call it out. No templates. No guesses. Just the real fix.
Roadmap and debrief
You get the full teardown and rebuild map. Clear. Brutal. Actionable.
Live debrief on Zoom.
I show you exactly what’s broken, what needs to change, and real examples when needed.
You leave with the truth, the fixes, and the direction to rebuild properly. No theory. No fluff.
Private Systems. Real Intel. Zero Hallucinations.
Most “marketers” last three months before they get fired.
Now they're just getting replaced by AI
